[NEWS] CHRISTINA AGUILERA PREMIERES DEFINING 'YOUR BODY' VIDEO, BECOMES NEW QUEEN OF POP

Is your body ready for “Your Body”? That’s a serious question. If your feeble frame is too weak to handle being mercilessly slayed by the almighty Queentina, then I suggest you **** off and go Google Rita Ora. However, if your fabulous figure is unbreakable like a lotus flower, then you may proceed and witness the magnificence that is the “Your Body” music video below.

In the Melina Matsoukas-directed masterpiece, Aggie plays a trailer park slut with a bionic booty and a penchant for violence. Like a black widow spider, only prettier, our unlikely heroine ****s and kills her way through a number of hunky horndogs who get a little more than they bargained for after unlocking Aggie’s box.

Honey boo boo child, I am telling you right now, Christina Aguilera serves up “Dirrty” in this video, she serves up “Come On Over Baby”, and she serves up Haifa Wehbe neon caravan glam.

There’s even a little social commentary in the video too, as “Your Body” serves as both a harsh warning on the dangers of having casual sex, and a look into the future at how Xtina is going to KILL YOUR ****ING FAVE DEAD YOU PIECE OF ****!!!!

Now get down on your pathetic knees and worship at the altar of Aguilera above.

Source: ProphetBlog

[NEWS] THR: CHRISTINA AGUILERA TRANSFORMS INTO KILLER TRAILER TRASH IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO

At the beginning of Christina Aguilera's official music video for "Your Body," a warning that "No men were harmed in the making of this video" appears. It's necessary information, since the Melina Matsoukas-directed clip for the new single, which premiered on Friday (Sept. 28), features the pop star seducing and slaughtering a handful of men who only want to love her body.

Seemingly inspired by the cartoonish violence on her TV screen, the curvaceous Aguilera steps outside of her trailer in the video to find her first victim -- a dude with a car that she blows up when she tires of his good looks. Next is a billiards player who makes the mistake of following Xtina into a public restroom; soon, he's unconscious on the toilet, covered in a light blue goo that the pop star is naughtily wiping off her cheek.

Another standout of the video is, of course, Aguilera's wardrobe selection, highlighted by a curve-hugging black dress, low-cut American flag shirt, jean vest covered in her blonde dreadlocks and long-sleeved white tee that reads "F*ck the Paparazzi." By the end of the video, when Aguilera whacks her final victim with a bat, the glitter that the guy's body turns into sprinkles seamlessly into her hot-pink wig.

Produced by Max Martin and Shellback, "Your Body" debuted at No. 34 on this week's Hot 100 after hitting the Web last week. The single previews Aguilera's fifth studio album, Lotus, an album that the singer has called a "rebirth" and is due out Nov. 13 on RCA Records.

Source: THR